9brrkada Rage Comics: "Boy Batext"

9brrkada Rage Comics: "Yaya"

Me and My Girl Friends

Sabi nila, chickboy daw ako. Sabi ko naman, OO. Eto mga pictures ng mga chicks ko

Eto si Mommy Mona. Mama-san ng mga chicks ko sa San Luis Bar. Wild yan. Mahilig mangurot ng utong.Eto nilalandi ni Pow

Jezzikha was my first girl from San Luis Bar in Bay, Laguna. Look how seductive she looks:

This pic brings back real good memories. This is me and Bongholia, my girlfriend from Sweden.

This is Jolina the Goth Chick. Di ko na sinama sa pic yung wrist nya kasi maraming scars:
Special thanks to TAAZ.COM for the hair and makeup

Bongolton Basketball Tips Season 01 Episode 01

Hi, I'm Rommel "Hello Tarsi" Enriquez. This is the first episode of the Bongolton basketball tips.

Today, i'm going to teach you my specialty, the JUMP SHOT

first, you must find the ring, like so. If you don't find the ring, ask the manong caretaker.

then, after finding the ring, do an action pose like this

if there is an opponent, distract him like so. then shout "PUTANGINA PARE ANO YON?!!!"

when opponent is distracted, make a run for it like so...

and when you're open for the shot, hold the ball so that it is directly above your head and your armpit hair is showing. prepare to jump and release. don't forget to make a serious face like so. i will explain later.

if you make the shot, make a face which says that the shot is not chamba or something.... make sure you do this after you make the serious face i mentioned previously. this is to fool the coach and the other players that you are indeed a very serious player. if you miss the shot, just pretend that it's part of the game, using the same face

well, that's it for this episode. I hope you liked it. Don't forget to drink your vitamins, especially vitamin A. This will improve your eyesight, like mine. This has been Tarsi for Bongolton basketball tips, saying, "if you have it, FLAUNT it"

9B Song of the Year 2006

DEDICATED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 9B

(to the tune of "Sugod" by <s>andwich)

SUGOD MGA KAPATID
Dalaw tayo sa Calamba
Dagdagan nyo lang ang pera
Sasayaw dito si Paula!

Isumbong mo si Bong kay Mapet
Itong si Mel ang laki sobra ng puwet
Alipunga sapatos ni Oliba
Si Kame may syota, mukhang Jolina! (mukhang Jolina!)

Si Jecca, Andre, Cars, at Muti
Nabiktima ni Mang Ali
Si Jess may feedback ang bunganga
Si Chard naman pag suminga
...
Buma-baha!

SAYAW MGA KAPATID
Sundan nyo si Fafa Rheecho
Katawan nya'y parang bulate
Si Makoy mukhang Paulate!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

Ngayong gabi may naglalaslas
Sa braso nya ng "Dara Fa"
Si Azkal ay parang asong ulol
Si Calma may baktol na lumilindol

Isang linggong di naliligo
Itong si mang Jose Rico
Si Elmo najakol ni John Mark
Si Belviz ay umiiyak
...
"Hayup ka Jack!"

BOSO MGA KAPATID
Si Tangonan may kasama
Marvs may alagang banana
Denz gising hanggang umaga!

Guess who...

was sighted at Boracay...

don't give up on us maui

Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #2

Name: Hiroi Kuchisaki
Rank: Jounin (S-Rank)
Birthday: June 8
Origin: Hidden Village of Leaf
Special Ability: Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)


Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)

Of all the shinobis of Kyuu Miuchi, only Kuchisaki-kun can perform this technique. While he was still a genin, he was the target of the "Thousand Years of Pain" many, many times, thus, he was able to develop this new technique.

To execute this technique, the shinobi performs hands seals and sites on the enemy's lap. Then, he channels his chakra to his ass and lets it rip. The fart has an enormous of chakra molded with it. A direct hit can render a shinobi unconscious for several hours or may even kill him.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #1

Name: Abura Ketsunoana*
Rank: Jounin
Occupation: Missing-Nin
Birthday: March 29
Origin: Hidden Leaf
Abilities: Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu, Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu


Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu (The Sneaky Boar)
Classification: Ninjutsu

This ninjutsu is a combination of four jutsus. Abura transforms into a boar (Juujin Bunshin / Beast-Human clone) then sends himself into a powerful roll (Nikudan Sensha / Meat Tank), turning into a ball of destruction. As the enemy evades this ball, a shadow clone (Kage Shuriken no Jutsu / Shadow Shuriken) of the boar sneaks up to the enemy's behind, then using the Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique: A Thousand Years of Pain, where the shadow clone of the boar forcefully plunges both his front hoofs into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions.

Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird)

The Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird) is a sealing technique, usually done with females.


*Abura - Fat; Ketsunoana - Ass
**Kyuu - Nine; Miuchi - Friends; Kyuu Miuchi - Nine Friends (9Brrkada);

Ultimate Technique

Hebereke Tatsujin No Jutsu (Drunken Master technique)
Mastered by: Secret Brod


This jutsu consists of 3 stages:

Stage 1: Tou Nomimono No Jutsu (Torres Guzzling Technique)

The shinobi first drinks down as much Torres 10 as he can. Look for the following signs if he is ready to go to step 2:

• the shinobi pours beer in the cup containing bulalo soup and asks you to kampai.
• the shinobi pours coke into your glass, thinking that it's still Torres 10.

Stage 2: Suro-Iyaringu No Jutsu (Earring-throwing Technique)
Classification: Taijutsu

This technique does not need any special seals or even chakra. Instead of shurikens or kunais, the shinobi unscrews his earring and throws it at the enemy while saying these words: "Ito, ang simbolo ng kamachuhan ko!!!"

This technique consumes a lot of stamina from the shinobi and he must rest as soon as possible.

Stage 3: Tanuki-Neiri no Jutsu (Forced Sleep Technique)

Since the shinobi has to rest, he goes into an apartelle in the umali subdivision. He sleeps on the couch and wakes up the next morning without any idea what happened the night before.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan

Kyuu Miuchi Clan
Advanced Bloodline
Special Techniques



Junsei Minshuu No Jutsu (Perfect People Technique)
Classification: Genjutsu

This technique consumes a huge amount of chakra and often done in groups of 2-5. The attacker(s) wait(s) for around 3 seconds after the target leaves before lashing out insults. Some Kyuu Miuchi Jounins are able to perform this jutsu even if the target is several miles away. When performed during drinking sessions, the target continuously bites his/her tongue until it bleeds.


Nozoki Tomu (Peeping Tom)
Classification: Ninjutsu

If the Uchiha Clan has the Sharingan and the Hyuuga Clan has the Byakugan, the Kyuu Miuchi Clan has the Nozoki Tomu. Not all members of the Kyuu Miuchi can perform this jutsu.

If Sharingan can reveal the ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu used by the opponent, Nozoki Tomu can reveal the bust and cup size of the opponent. The missing-nin Nagaraku Hana (Long Nose) is a master of this jutsu. Using this jutsu allows you to see through holes in the wall of the Beehive apartment during 4pm everyday.