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Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #2

Name: Hiroi Kuchisaki
Rank: Jounin (S-Rank)
Birthday: June 8
Origin: Hidden Village of Leaf
Special Ability: Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)


Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)

Of all the shinobis of Kyuu Miuchi, only Kuchisaki-kun can perform this technique. While he was still a genin, he was the target of the "Thousand Years of Pain" many, many times, thus, he was able to develop this new technique.

To execute this technique, the shinobi performs hands seals and sites on the enemy's lap. Then, he channels his chakra to his ass and lets it rip. The fart has an enormous of chakra molded with it. A direct hit can render a shinobi unconscious for several hours or may even kill him.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #1

Name: Abura Ketsunoana*
Rank: Jounin
Occupation: Missing-Nin
Birthday: March 29
Origin: Hidden Leaf
Abilities: Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu, Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu


Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu (The Sneaky Boar)
Classification: Ninjutsu

This ninjutsu is a combination of four jutsus. Abura transforms into a boar (Juujin Bunshin / Beast-Human clone) then sends himself into a powerful roll (Nikudan Sensha / Meat Tank), turning into a ball of destruction. As the enemy evades this ball, a shadow clone (Kage Shuriken no Jutsu / Shadow Shuriken) of the boar sneaks up to the enemy's behind, then using the Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique: A Thousand Years of Pain, where the shadow clone of the boar forcefully plunges both his front hoofs into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions.

Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird)

The Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird) is a sealing technique, usually done with females.


*Abura - Fat; Ketsunoana - Ass
**Kyuu - Nine; Miuchi - Friends; Kyuu Miuchi - Nine Friends (9Brrkada);

Ultimate Technique

Hebereke Tatsujin No Jutsu (Drunken Master technique)
Mastered by: Secret Brod


This jutsu consists of 3 stages:

Stage 1: Tou Nomimono No Jutsu (Torres Guzzling Technique)

The shinobi first drinks down as much Torres 10 as he can. Look for the following signs if he is ready to go to step 2:

• the shinobi pours beer in the cup containing bulalo soup and asks you to kampai.
• the shinobi pours coke into your glass, thinking that it's still Torres 10.

Stage 2: Suro-Iyaringu No Jutsu (Earring-throwing Technique)
Classification: Taijutsu

This technique does not need any special seals or even chakra. Instead of shurikens or kunais, the shinobi unscrews his earring and throws it at the enemy while saying these words: "Ito, ang simbolo ng kamachuhan ko!!!"

This technique consumes a lot of stamina from the shinobi and he must rest as soon as possible.

Stage 3: Tanuki-Neiri no Jutsu (Forced Sleep Technique)

Since the shinobi has to rest, he goes into an apartelle in the umali subdivision. He sleeps on the couch and wakes up the next morning without any idea what happened the night before.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan

Kyuu Miuchi Clan
Advanced Bloodline
Special Techniques



Junsei Minshuu No Jutsu (Perfect People Technique)
Classification: Genjutsu

This technique consumes a huge amount of chakra and often done in groups of 2-5. The attacker(s) wait(s) for around 3 seconds after the target leaves before lashing out insults. Some Kyuu Miuchi Jounins are able to perform this jutsu even if the target is several miles away. When performed during drinking sessions, the target continuously bites his/her tongue until it bleeds.


Nozoki Tomu (Peeping Tom)
Classification: Ninjutsu

If the Uchiha Clan has the Sharingan and the Hyuuga Clan has the Byakugan, the Kyuu Miuchi Clan has the Nozoki Tomu. Not all members of the Kyuu Miuchi can perform this jutsu.

If Sharingan can reveal the ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu used by the opponent, Nozoki Tomu can reveal the bust and cup size of the opponent. The missing-nin Nagaraku Hana (Long Nose) is a master of this jutsu. Using this jutsu allows you to see through holes in the wall of the Beehive apartment during 4pm everyday.