Bongolton Basketball Tips Season 01 Episode 01

Hi, I'm Rommel "Hello Tarsi" Enriquez. This is the first episode of the Bongolton basketball tips.

Today, i'm going to teach you my specialty, the JUMP SHOT

first, you must find the ring, like so. If you don't find the ring, ask the manong caretaker.

then, after finding the ring, do an action pose like this

if there is an opponent, distract him like so. then shout "PUTANGINA PARE ANO YON?!!!"

when opponent is distracted, make a run for it like so...

and when you're open for the shot, hold the ball so that it is directly above your head and your armpit hair is showing. prepare to jump and release. don't forget to make a serious face like so. i will explain later.

if you make the shot, make a face which says that the shot is not chamba or something.... make sure you do this after you make the serious face i mentioned previously. this is to fool the coach and the other players that you are indeed a very serious player. if you miss the shot, just pretend that it's part of the game, using the same face

well, that's it for this episode. I hope you liked it. Don't forget to drink your vitamins, especially vitamin A. This will improve your eyesight, like mine. This has been Tarsi for Bongolton basketball tips, saying, "if you have it, FLAUNT it"