Me and My Girl Friends

Sabi nila, chickboy daw ako. Sabi ko naman, OO. Eto mga pictures ng mga chicks ko

Eto si Mommy Mona. Mama-san ng mga chicks ko sa San Luis Bar. Wild yan. Mahilig mangurot ng utong.Eto nilalandi ni Pow

Jezzikha was my first girl from San Luis Bar in Bay, Laguna. Look how seductive she looks:

This pic brings back real good memories. This is me and Bongholia, my girlfriend from Sweden.

This is Jolina the Goth Chick. Di ko na sinama sa pic yung wrist nya kasi maraming scars:
Special thanks to TAAZ.COM for the hair and makeup

9B Song of the Year 2006

DEDICATED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 9B

(to the tune of "Sugod" by <s>andwich)

SUGOD MGA KAPATID
Dalaw tayo sa Calamba
Dagdagan nyo lang ang pera
Sasayaw dito si Paula!

Isumbong mo si Bong kay Mapet
Itong si Mel ang laki sobra ng puwet
Alipunga sapatos ni Oliba
Si Kame may syota, mukhang Jolina! (mukhang Jolina!)

Si Jecca, Andre, Cars, at Muti
Nabiktima ni Mang Ali
Si Jess may feedback ang bunganga
Si Chard naman pag suminga
...
Buma-baha!

SAYAW MGA KAPATID
Sundan nyo si Fafa Rheecho
Katawan nya'y parang bulate
Si Makoy mukhang Paulate!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

Ngayong gabi may naglalaslas
Sa braso nya ng "Dara Fa"
Si Azkal ay parang asong ulol
Si Calma may baktol na lumilindol

Isang linggong di naliligo
Itong si mang Jose Rico
Si Elmo najakol ni John Mark
Si Belviz ay umiiyak
...
"Hayup ka Jack!"

BOSO MGA KAPATID
Si Tangonan may kasama
Marvs may alagang banana
Denz gising hanggang umaga!

Guess who...

was sighted at Boracay...

9 Beautiful Minds...

#1 The Poetic Mind

don't give up on us maui

Tribute to 9B - Jess Sobbo

Kiko Machine feat. Jess Bustamante - Jess Sobbo

Refrain
Sa bunganga pa lang, pamatay
Panalong idol ko
Machong-macho
Kapatid siya ni Pekto at ni Swarding
Ngunit sya ang pinaka - gago
Idol ko wo-oh
Si Jess Sobbo

Rap
Jess- jess-jess-jess Jess Sobbo ang pangalan nya
Sa kanya walang kokontra
Sa San Luis sya ang bida
Sikat na sikat sa pang - hahala
Dati, pamatay na bunganga
Na talagang para sa lalake
Machong-macho, gagong-gago
Idol ko si Jess Sobbo!
(repeat refrain)

Spoken
Jess Sobbo, ikaw ang bida sa Bayog
Pagkat ikaw din ang bida sa Bae
Ikaw ang kinakatakutan ng mga lalaking pilipino
Maldito!!!
(repeat refrain)

Tribute to 9B - McGyver

Kiko Machine feat. Ongol - McGyver

Lahat ng problema'y may magagawa siya.
Walang imposible lahat ay kaya.
Hindi susuko sa mga loko

Refrain
Wala pa rin tatalo kay Ongol ang bulaang programmer

Suka at toyo kayang gawing Adobong
Lumang extension nagagawang Athlon
Lumang shoebox kayang gawing inidoro

Refrain
Wala pa rin tatalo kay Ongol ultimate problem solver

Chorus
Ipadlock man ang pintuan, aakyat 'to ng hagdaan
Walang tubig sa Catalan, tingnan mo uli…naka ligo't tae na pala ha ha ha
wohooo!!

Suka at toyo kayang gawing Adobong
Lumang extension nagagawang Athon
Lumang shoebox kayang gawing inidoro

Refrain
Wala pa rin tatalo kay Ongol ang bulaang programmer

Chorus
Ipadlock man ang pintuan, aakyat 'to ng hagdaan
Walang tubig sa Catalan, tingnan mo uli…naka ligo't tae na pala ha ha ha
wohooo!!

Chorus
Ipadlock man ang pintuan, aakyat 'to ng hagdaan
Walang tubig sa Catalan, tingnan mo uli…naka ligo't tae na pala ha ha ha
wohooo!!

Lahat ng problema'y may magagawa siya.
Walang imposible lahat ay kaya.
Hindi susuko sa mga loko kahit isama mo pa si Melandro!

Suka at toyo kayang gawing Adobong
Lumang extension nagagawang Athon
Lumang shoebox kayang gawing inidoro

Refrain
Wala pa rin tatalo kay Ongol ang bulaang programmer

Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #2

Name: Hiroi Kuchisaki
Rank: Jounin (S-Rank)
Birthday: June 8
Origin: Hidden Village of Leaf
Special Ability: Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)


Saru-katsu Onara No Jutsu (Monkey Rip Fart Technique)

Of all the shinobis of Kyuu Miuchi, only Kuchisaki-kun can perform this technique. While he was still a genin, he was the target of the "Thousand Years of Pain" many, many times, thus, he was able to develop this new technique.

To execute this technique, the shinobi performs hands seals and sites on the enemy's lap. Then, he channels his chakra to his ass and lets it rip. The fart has an enormous of chakra molded with it. A direct hit can render a shinobi unconscious for several hours or may even kill him.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan Jounin #1

Name: Abura Ketsunoana*
Rank: Jounin
Occupation: Missing-Nin
Birthday: March 29
Origin: Hidden Leaf
Abilities: Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu, Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu


Hiretsukan Ousu-buta No Jutsu (The Sneaky Boar)
Classification: Ninjutsu

This ninjutsu is a combination of four jutsus. Abura transforms into a boar (Juujin Bunshin / Beast-Human clone) then sends himself into a powerful roll (Nikudan Sensha / Meat Tank), turning into a ball of destruction. As the enemy evades this ball, a shadow clone (Kage Shuriken no Jutsu / Shadow Shuriken) of the boar sneaks up to the enemy's behind, then using the Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique: A Thousand Years of Pain, where the shadow clone of the boar forcefully plunges both his front hoofs into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions.

Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird)

The Shi-inchi Tori no Jutsu (Four-inch Bird) is a sealing technique, usually done with females.


*Abura - Fat; Ketsunoana - Ass
**Kyuu - Nine; Miuchi - Friends; Kyuu Miuchi - Nine Friends (9Brrkada);

Ultimate Technique

Hebereke Tatsujin No Jutsu (Drunken Master technique)
Mastered by: Secret Brod


This jutsu consists of 3 stages:

Stage 1: Tou Nomimono No Jutsu (Torres Guzzling Technique)

The shinobi first drinks down as much Torres 10 as he can. Look for the following signs if he is ready to go to step 2:

• the shinobi pours beer in the cup containing bulalo soup and asks you to kampai.
• the shinobi pours coke into your glass, thinking that it's still Torres 10.

Stage 2: Suro-Iyaringu No Jutsu (Earring-throwing Technique)
Classification: Taijutsu

This technique does not need any special seals or even chakra. Instead of shurikens or kunais, the shinobi unscrews his earring and throws it at the enemy while saying these words: "Ito, ang simbolo ng kamachuhan ko!!!"

This technique consumes a lot of stamina from the shinobi and he must rest as soon as possible.

Stage 3: Tanuki-Neiri no Jutsu (Forced Sleep Technique)

Since the shinobi has to rest, he goes into an apartelle in the umali subdivision. He sleeps on the couch and wakes up the next morning without any idea what happened the night before.

Kyuu Miuchi Clan

Kyuu Miuchi Clan
Advanced Bloodline
Special Techniques



Junsei Minshuu No Jutsu (Perfect People Technique)
Classification: Genjutsu

This technique consumes a huge amount of chakra and often done in groups of 2-5. The attacker(s) wait(s) for around 3 seconds after the target leaves before lashing out insults. Some Kyuu Miuchi Jounins are able to perform this jutsu even if the target is several miles away. When performed during drinking sessions, the target continuously bites his/her tongue until it bleeds.


Nozoki Tomu (Peeping Tom)
Classification: Ninjutsu

If the Uchiha Clan has the Sharingan and the Hyuuga Clan has the Byakugan, the Kyuu Miuchi Clan has the Nozoki Tomu. Not all members of the Kyuu Miuchi can perform this jutsu.

If Sharingan can reveal the ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu used by the opponent, Nozoki Tomu can reveal the bust and cup size of the opponent. The missing-nin Nagaraku Hana (Long Nose) is a master of this jutsu. Using this jutsu allows you to see through holes in the wall of the Beehive apartment during 4pm everyday.

9brrkada Timeline

The 9brrkada is a name for the social group that was formed in 9B Catalan compound at the University of the Philippines at Los Banos, Laguna on December 19,1999. The original eight-member group consists of Rommel "Bong" Enriquez, Nielsen "Nil" Oliva, Marvin "Marvs" Mallillin, John Jess Anthony "Jess" Bustamante, Romel "Melot" Reyes, Kaulayao "Ali" Santos Jr, Paolo "Pow" Dizon, Enrico "Coriqx" Merle. The 9th member of the group is not exactly an individual, but a collection of all the acquiantances and friends of the 9B Catalan housemates.

• summer, 1997 - pumasok ang JAVA at nakabarkada ang 9064 peeps. dahil sa YMCA nakatira si Jess at Melot, dun nila nakilala si Kaulangot.
• 2nd sem, 1997 - pumasok si pow at at scsi-1a sa coss.
• 1st sem, 1998 - end of the 9064 era. Si marvs na lang at si nil ang natira sa 9064 residents. nakitira sila sa kung saan-saan (kina chi ata sa white house)
• 1st sem, 1998 - napalayas sina pow, calma, at domeng sa N.G. apartment sa Laville
• november ,1998 - dahil sa madalas na pagtambay ni nil at marvs sa bahay nina ongol sa ilags, dun na sila lumipat.
• march 27, 1999 (ayon sa malupit na memory ni bong) - lumipat sa 9B Catalan compound si nil, marvs, bong, at ang mga dating housemates na sina andrew, zandy, at ryan terrado
• march 30, 1999 - naging si swit at si jess after ng bday ni nil.
  
• summer, 1999 - matapos ang hiatus ni pow dahil sa dismissal, lumipat sya ng 9B. dahil sa madalas na pagtambay ng mga YMCA residents sa 9B, nag-decide na silang lumipat ng bahay.
• october, 1999 - nagtrabaho sa dream factory este delsa si ongol at nalulong sa masamang bisyo.
• december 18, 1999 - nagkaroobday nn ng Christmas party ang COSS sa Grand Bay resort, ang kauna-unahang Christmas party na ginanap sa isang public resort sa Laguna. na-bad trip ang mga 9B housemates at nagyaya ng Christmas party sa 9B Catalan kinabukasan
• december 19, 1999 - sa sobrang kalasingan ng mga housemates and friends, nabuo ang 9brrkada. dito nabuo ang brrkada chant na "United We Stand, Divided We Fall. All For One, And One For All. Long Live Our Brrkada!". Matatandaang nalasing ng husto dito si ongol at nakipag-apir sa lahat ng mga tao habang sinasabing "apir tayo pare, minsan-minsan lang to e"
• march 18, 2000 - naging si melot at si agnes
  
• august, 2000 - iniwan ni nil ang kasalukuyang 4-year gelpren na si gay para sa isang babaeng nakilala sa internet (ces). agad na niligawan ni jess si gay at naging sila. dito nagsimula ang sibling rivalry ni nil at ni jess.
• september 5, 2000 - naging si pow at si kame
• november, 2000 - naging si nil at si carmie
• february, 2001 - nag break si nil at si carmie
• november, 2001 - nanganak si carmie ng anak nila ni nil
  
• unknown date - lumipat sa bahay sa umali na walang bintana (yung nakitae si bong sa kapitbahay at di binuhusan) si pow, chard at marvs
• unknown date - lumipat ulit silang tatlo sa bahay sa mini tondo
• unknown date - nagkahiwahiwalay na ng bahay. si pow sa casa del mar at si marvs at chard kila tj sa umali
• unknown date - bumalik sa pagaaral si marvs
• january, 2002 - nag aral sa ama si ongol
• february 2 2002 - naging si jess at si julie
  
• june, 2002 - lumipat si pow sa ilags kasama si brando, paul prantilla, mike calma at audric olivar
• september 14 2002 - nag break si jess at julie
  
• unknown date - lumipat si pow sa taal extension kasama sila chard
• unknown date - lumipat si marvs, pow, chard, ernn at shabbs sa duplex na bahay ni moises sa likod ng dating zargo
• june 2003 - dumagdag si bong sa bahay galing san pedro, dahil kay cha
• auguest 2, 2003 - nabuo ang 9brrkada yahoogroups
  
• february, 2004 - natanggap sa futuresoft si pow. pagkatapos ng ilang linggo, nag break sila ni kame
• unknown date, 2004 - lumimpat sila pow, bong, chard at marvs sa bahay sa diamond extension sa tabi ng 5th of september
• september 22, 2004 - naging si bong at si mapet (pero di pa nila sinasabi sa amin)
• october, 2004 - 9b gimik sa pansol. nagtapat na si bong sa amin na sila na ni mapet. natanggap sa exist software labs si pow
• unknown date - lumipat na naman sila pow, marvs, bong at chard sa maliit na bahay sa tabi ng laundry shop. eto na ang huling bahay na binabayaran natin.
• june 8 2005 - naging si jess at julie ulit sa birthday ni jess
  
• august 2, 2005 - dahil sa biruan, binuo ang we_hate_cueshe yahoogroup. di namin inaakalang lalaki ito ng ganto.
  
• august, 2005 - nagpakasal si nil at si joan. natanggap din si bong sa exist.
• may 8, 2006 - THE RETURN OF RETRO ONGOL ..
  Nil Jess Pow: "pare tatlo lang may ari nung bible na yon sa buong mundo"
  Nil Jess Pow: "kumusta na yung treasure map ng lolo mo?"
  Ongol : "kaya nga may excavation ngayon sa mt makiling e. umuwi nga nanay ko para dun"
  Nil Jess Pow: "wahahahahaha"
  Ongol : ...
  Ongol : ...
  Ongol : "ano? tangina sumosobra na kayo e" (sabay kuha ng buko salad)
• may 27, 2006 - nag beach ang 9brrkada with friends sa resort nila jess sa matabungkay, batangas. nagkasya ang 15 na tao sa van ni jess na 8 lang ang capacity. pictures here